Psychotic smile Marge.

Psychotic smile Marge.

16-year-old me would’ve snarked on this, but I legitimately want to visit strange and exotic malls.

16-year-old me would’ve snarked on this, but I legitimately want to visit strange and exotic malls.

That Marge needs therapy (psychosomatic)
That Marge needs therapy (purely psychosomatic)
That Marge needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! (What does that mean?)
You’re a nut! (you’re a nut!)
You’re crazy in the coconut! (What does that mean?) 
That Marge needs therapy

…and so forth

Nervous chuckling’s got nothing on psychotic giggles.

Nervous chuckling’s got nothing on psychotic giggles.

I like that this sign only allows for the possibility that there might not be bugs on you, not the overwhelming probability that they’re not. Forty to fifty percent of all people who walk in there must have actual bugs on them for that sign to make sense. What’s that? Comedy show? Comment withdrawn.

I like that this sign only allows for the possibility that there might not be bugs on you, not the overwhelming probability that they’re not. Forty to fifty percent of all people who walk in there must have actual bugs on them for that sign to make sense. What’s that? Comedy show? Comment withdrawn.

That Lisa-bot seems lost. Somewhere in space, looks like.

That Lisa-bot seems lost. Somewhere in space, looks like.

Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

I like that Cwazy Clown Airlines is fun enough to spell crazy as “cwazy,” but not quite silly enough to go the full on Kwazy Klown. They have standards and that is why I continue to give them my business.

I like that Cwazy Clown Airlines is fun enough to spell crazy as “cwazy,” but not quite silly enough to go the full on Kwazy Klown. They have standards and that is why I continue to give them my business.

All Work and No Play Make Marge something something.

I think that Oedipus guy was on to something. Marrying my mother would solve like 80% of my problems.