And he’ll never go back to the not-having-sex ways of the past.

And he’ll never go back to the not-having-sex ways of the past.

I like to imagine that that’s a double barrel last name, and that the subtitle of the book is “The Sexual Adventures of Jack American and Mary Erotic-American”

I like to imagine that that’s a double barrel last name, and that the subtitle of the book is “The Sexual Adventures of Jack American and Mary Erotic-American”

It’s weird that my parents say this to me instead of “goodbye” right? I knew it was.

It’s weird that my parents say this to me instead of “goodbye” right? I knew it was.

With JFK, RFK, MLK and LBJ the 60s were truly the golden age of initials. What a time to be alive!

I hope I live to be a grampa so I can do shit like this to my kids while I’m watching their kids.

I hope I live to be a grampa so I can do shit like this to my kids while I’m watching their kids.

Oh, be nice, Homer.

Oh, be nice, Homer.

This is almost a Moleman moment here.

Digging Bart’s conspiracy eyes.

Sex and drugs, two great tastes that taste great together.

Sex and drugs, two great tastes that taste great together.

Serious drinking is my least favorite kind of drinking.