Aquaman and Poseidon are related, right? Or is it racist for me to just assume that?
When I was a kid I had a friend whose mom would always make us play outside when I went over there on the weekend. It was a huge shock to the system because, then and now, my idea of fun almost never includes outside. You’d think I’d learn some kind of lesson about the pleasures of using your imagination and making up fun outdoor games, but you’d be wrong. Every time we were allowed back inside, I’d be like, “hey, wait, hold on. Why aren’t we doing this? I’m having so much fun right now.”
Happy Mother’s Day, mom! What’s that? You don’t read Tumblr? You have no idea what it is? You still have problems with Facebook? Very well. Also, I hate to do this on Mother’s Day, but I’m going to need you to go ahead and give me money, if you wouldn’t mind. If you could just go to that ATM over there, that would be great.
Also, another fine entry in the series of Futurama Characters Yelling Stuff From Offscreen.
Oh lord, he’s made of wood.
The fish can’t touch the Earth, of course. They just do their business and get out.
