This is my first ever Dr. Nick post, apparently. If I ever own a robot dog, it’s going to be pretty hard to not name it Doctorb.

It’s almost as if alcohol companies don’t want you to drink responsibly and they just add that tag at the end to stop getting sued.

There’s no fun quite like mandatory fun.

Fun Fact: This episode was from before 742 Evergreen Terrace was officially the address of the Simpsons. I know this because Tyler knows this. Also because they specifically state 742 Evergreen Terrace as the address of Snake’s hideout.

Don’t know how I’d hook this up, but I want to dive through a storefront window made of that fake glass from movies.

I want to open an insurance company that pays out 10% more than the competitors, but with the stipulation that you have to accept an oversized check as payment, and you can only accept it while dancing on the grave of the recently deceased loved one.

According to the commentary, apparently this scene was controversial because it was one of the first time that the Simpsons just went completely cartoonish and unbelievable. It’s actually really fun to go to SNPP and read the capsules of the episodes in the so called “good seasons” of The Simpsons and see how much the people on the internet hated them from week to week. Pretty hilarious.

Hands down my favorite Troy McClure line.

That JFK kid has what Dino Stamatopoulos’s character in the “Secret Superstar” sketch on Mr. Show refers to as “the goods.”

They probably thought they could jump the gap after seeing that movie where they had to SPEED around the city keeping their SPEED above 50 miles an hour and if their SPEED dropped below it would explode.